Streaming the latest Drive-By Truckers at http://www.drivebytruckers.com
Why can't I paste hex values in Photoshop's Save for Web color dialog box?
Turning off features on a device to extend battery life is like numbing your dick to last longer in bed. Doesn't make any sense.
I love my dog.
RT @EightHourDay: Her: Comcast cable in Minneapolis has sucked the last couple days - grrrr! #minneapolis #comcast
@bryanbb120 HOT TUB. NOT HOT TUBE.
RT @sMcGlocks: fuck tuesdays
Teaching. Getting that cream. Found out I have to pay out for my taxes this year. Thanks federal government!
RT @JasonIsbell: Difference between a musician and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.
@chelseabrink April 3rd sucka.
@chelseabrink because I'm home sick. Boooo.
I chased my boss around the store with a bat I had captured in a box. He's deathly afraid of bats.
I'm not ready to be alive today. I hope this day goes by fast
Doing my taxes. Where's Wu-Tang Financial when you need them? @RZAWU @RAEKWONICEWATER @The_Real_WuTang
@JakeWard Thanks man.
The internet was made for non-sequitors.
@purmort I'm sure your grandma is cool but good riddance to you.
@chelseabrink HAHAHAH
What I'm trying to say is I'd thank BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ORANGE GLO.