The rumor is that @sevnthsin is getting their own VPN. I am so exxxcited.
Eau Claire for the weekend. Ya'll better wish me a happy b day. #fb
Some jerks don't have it yet. I do. Suckers.
Google Instant. http://www.google.com/webhp
Don't let any neckbeard tell you that Inkscape is a good program. They're a fucking liar.
Don't you hate when you can hear a light that's on?
RT @JasonIsbell: Mark David Chapman, the man most likely to forgive you happened to be the one you killed.
A founding member of ELO was crushed to death in his car by a bale of hay. http://svns.in/dg
Ever wonder how much fun a rock show is? Can't afford those tickets? Look no further. Just watch the Foo Fighters at Wembley DVD. #fb
2 for 1 tweet. I love rainy days : girls, please inform your camel toe that leggings aren't pants. #fb
RT @badbanana: That Hulu announcer sounds way too smug for someone introducing an episode of Cougar Town.
Fuck stimulus money. Let's just make every day Labor day. Stores are just crawling with folks today. Crazy. #fb
The future of touchscreen technology will not require direct manipulation, just proximity. Just think of the all the new gestures!
I don't care what anyone says. Going The Distance was Hi-larious. #fb
Always with the tomatoes.
What's with tomatoes showing up everywhere?
I miss Jenna.
'Daria' really takes a weird scooby-do like turn in the 3rd deason. #fb
Is this for real? Duke Nukem Forever is actually coming out?!
The quarter in my pocket is as old as I am. This just affected me in a profound way. Perhaps it's time for bed.