If you like anecdotes about international espionage and online portfolios/identity then definitely come to Mono tonight. I'm speaking at So.
Just bought my tickets! http://teamcoco.com "The Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour."
Awwwww. Thunder :)
Baking cookies. By far the most exciting part of my night shift. http://tweetphoto.com/13983886
@aaronshapiro Ridiculous. I thought it was because I was taking too long 'cause their password recovery questions are ridiculous. Nope.
@chelseabrink You stay out of this. This is between me and the dog licking his asshole. (I prefer official retweets)
@jeremysengly I can't retweet this shit if you're private!
Tried signing up for a new flickr account about 3 times. After filling out all my info and press create I get bounced to yahoo's home page.
Streaming the latest Drive-By Truckers at http://www.drivebytruckers.com
Why can't I paste hex values in Photoshop's Save for Web color dialog box?
Turning off features on a device to extend battery life is like numbing your dick to last longer in bed. Doesn't make any sense.
I love my dog.
RT @EightHourDay: Her: Comcast cable in Minneapolis has sucked the last couple days - grrrr! #minneapolis #comcast
@bryanbb120 HOT TUB. NOT HOT TUBE.
RT @sMcGlocks: fuck tuesdays
Teaching. Getting that cream. Found out I have to pay out for my taxes this year. Thanks federal government!
RT @JasonIsbell: Difference between a musician and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.
@chelseabrink because I'm home sick. Boooo.
@chelseabrink April 3rd sucka.